Apparently I only post when (insert witty name for boyfriend here; IWNFBH) practically dictates what I should say. In all fairness, he is just repeating back something that I already said that was so absurd (or in this case suggests such great global, well really universal, concern that he feels as though it should be shared. In this case it is a problem of the collapse of the universe (and not from those tiny black holes either).
So the problem all starts with the iphone. To be specific, it is Plants vs Zombies on the iphone (if you haven't ever played it, your life is not complete and you don't understand the true value of growing a garden in your backyard). For a little bit of context for those deprived among you who couldn't bear to pull yourselves away from my captivating post to download and start playing Plants vs Zombies (and lets admit it, once you go and do that your entire evening would have been shot and you never would have come back) in the midst of getting your backyard plants to protect your house there is a side activity of collecting plants for a nice peaceful zen garden. You water and tend to plants and the plants give off coins. Stinky the snail wanders around the garden helping to collect coins. IWNFBH was experimenting with how much work Stinky could do when the iphone was resting on the couch arm while he was actually playing Monster Hunter on his Wii (I think that while waiting for quests to start he is playing games on the iphone-- this dual level of gaming may indicate a bit of a problem-- good thing I really, really love him).
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